bad restaurant

The Top 10 Signs that you’ve gone to a bad restaurant:

10. They’ve got poison control on speed dial.

9. You ask for a napkin and the waiter says “Ok, who’s Mr. Fancy???”

8. They’re open 24 hours but there’s no garbage cans out back.

7. The manager’s name is “Heimlich.”

6. The waitress uses apron stains to point out the daily specials.

5. You suddenly realize it’s the water that’s amber-colored, not the glass.

4. After presenting the food the waiter says “Good luck.”

3. One of your burritos turns out to be a rolled up ace bandage.

2. You order “chicken on a spit” from a waitress who seems to get everything backwards.

1. The only thing “French” about the chef is the way he’s kissing your wife!